Xevax’s blog

Created in bigger part by Proof, in smaller by Xevax.

Make rhymes or` die trying

Hey yo 2Pac give me a beat
So i can rhymely speak
U`re a camping freak
I`ll cut u like a piece of meat
My knifing skills are wicked sick
And I hope i`ll never get 2 see the day
When I`m gonna blow my brains away
Cuz Tavax and Km will morn me sadly
And then go and play on setti server gladly
Spraying - Praying as ussualy
Slaping bitches gentely
Giving campers a bad day
Nailling their sisters all the way
And dude pay ure respect 4 Zadick
Cuz she`s a talented chick
I dont know if she have a camile toe
But she`s deffinetly not a hoe.
Lamers pls dont go 2 eat launch
Cuz u`ll get a well deserved pounch
In the face,eat shit magnum users b0t
U can suck my topi-top
I am of course talking about a simple lolipop
My intel is supreme
I eat sausages with bean
Release toxic gases in the air
U know…its turning blonde taVaxe`s hair.
And I am using a code named Morse
My methaphores are damn better than ures
In the end I confess 2 u all
I aint shopping with bitches at mall
Cuz now I`m waiting for a life threatening call….

Who plays css when outside is so sunny?
I`ll rape ure granny and steal her pension  money
Yeah, thats your destiny, honey.
The biggest poet on earth is Proof
I’ll smack de hola’s mouth: POOF!
But xevax remains a noob forever
However, sometimes he pwns on nightfever
Dont stay there like a salt sack
Coz he gonna stab u from the back
You dirty little whorebag,
You cant escape from the setti lag.
Dont smoke so much weed
Or you`ll be unable to plant ure seed.
I`m a piano artist
So i`ll take ure face in my fist
SLO mamut’s kid still isn’t born
Coz he ’s watching way too much gay porn.
As Zadick’s mouth still needS-A-DICK
The setti clan still needs ZADICK.

Our poetry’s almost done
But we still need to have more fun
So let’s teamkill Pig
He’s got high Ping
And he likes 2 play ping
Pong..
Ding dong
The church bells announe us ure dead
Now ure bitch cries fakeing she’s sad,
But tommorow night she`ll be riding anothear dick head!!

HAHA….bye fuckers!!

Proof and Xevax Tavax: The Poetry of Setti Server

Noobplex is admin
hes camping not comin
a bitchslapper with really issue
her name is Sue
i piss on her 2
i cant piss on her but i dont want to
i` ll shove my 20inchi long shlong in you
i’ll fuck you in the ass, thats true
spray my seed on ure tits
or i will use cheats
and u ain`t catching me in bed with ure aunt
and CUNTS DONT COUNT.
Cuz bots on this server have lag
and perplexer is a fag
i`ll smack the shit out of his mama so hard
sience early ages he was a bastard
whos the admin i hate the most? Its Perplexer, and not Ghost
even if i get a ban , i`m still having fun
even if everyone camps , i’ll stupidly run
quiq doesnt know 2 have fun.
shoot everyone to the mic:
WE LOVE YOU QUIQ
bang bang ure dead….what can we do?
im a fighter for freedom
I`ll crack ure skull open on Jerry Springer
im a noob, just like nice boobs
i`ll tell u about em, but
wait…dont talk in front of lolvut

Tavax is spraying and then praying
no my girlfriend is cutting my hair while im playing
i hope i dont get cauth laying
im nooby today
thats how i play
left my skills far away
aiming 4 a pussy with no brain
Daliu is a noob lamer
i knock his teeth out with a hammer
with m4a1 I`m low
I`ve got better aiming with a bow.

2007. 02. 16

(We were bored and were searching for rhymes during shitty maps. Of course we like Perplexer, but as he is legendary we HAD to put him in our masterpiece of art.)