Xevax’s blog

Created in bigger part by Proof, in smaller by Xevax.

Make rhymes or` die trying

Hey yo 2Pac give me a beat
So i can rhymely speak
U`re a camping freak
I`ll cut u like a piece of meat
My knifing skills are wicked sick
And I hope i`ll never get 2 see the day
When I`m gonna blow my brains away
Cuz Tavax and Km will morn me sadly
And then go and play on setti server gladly
Spraying - Praying as ussualy
Slaping bitches gentely
Giving campers a bad day
Nailling their sisters all the way
And dude pay ure respect 4 Zadick
Cuz she`s a talented chick
I dont know if she have a camile toe
But she`s deffinetly not a hoe.
Lamers pls dont go 2 eat launch
Cuz u`ll get a well deserved pounch
In the face,eat shit magnum users b0t
U can suck my topi-top
I am of course talking about a simple lolipop
My intel is supreme
I eat sausages with bean
Release toxic gases in the air
U know…its turning blonde taVaxe`s hair.
And I am using a code named Morse
My methaphores are damn better than ures
In the end I confess 2 u all
I aint shopping with bitches at mall
Cuz now I`m waiting for a life threatening call….

Who plays css when outside is so sunny?
I`ll rape ure granny and steal her pension  money
Yeah, thats your destiny, honey.
The biggest poet on earth is Proof
I’ll smack de hola’s mouth: POOF!
But xevax remains a noob forever
However, sometimes he pwns on nightfever
Dont stay there like a salt sack
Coz he gonna stab u from the back
You dirty little whorebag,
You cant escape from the setti lag.
Dont smoke so much weed
Or you`ll be unable to plant ure seed.
I`m a piano artist
So i`ll take ure face in my fist
SLO mamut’s kid still isn’t born
Coz he ’s watching way too much gay porn.
As Zadick’s mouth still needS-A-DICK
The setti clan still needs ZADICK.

Our poetry’s almost done
But we still need to have more fun
So let’s teamkill Pig
He’s got high Ping
And he likes 2 play ping
Pong..
Ding dong
The church bells announe us ure dead
Now ure bitch cries fakeing she’s sad,
But tommorow night she`ll be riding anothear dick head!!

HAHA….bye fuckers!!

Proof and Xevax Tavax: The Poetry of Setti Server

Noobplex is admin
hes camping not comin
a bitchslapper with really issue
her name is Sue
i piss on her 2
i cant piss on her but i dont want to
i` ll shove my 20inchi long shlong in you
i’ll fuck you in the ass, thats true
spray my seed on ure tits
or i will use cheats
and u ain`t catching me in bed with ure aunt
and CUNTS DONT COUNT.
Cuz bots on this server have lag
and perplexer is a fag
i`ll smack the shit out of his mama so hard
sience early ages he was a bastard
whos the admin i hate the most? Its Perplexer, and not Ghost
even if i get a ban , i`m still having fun
even if everyone camps , i’ll stupidly run
quiq doesnt know 2 have fun.
shoot everyone to the mic:
WE LOVE YOU QUIQ
bang bang ure dead….what can we do?
im a fighter for freedom
I`ll crack ure skull open on Jerry Springer
im a noob, just like nice boobs
i`ll tell u about em, but
wait…dont talk in front of lolvut

Tavax is spraying and then praying
no my girlfriend is cutting my hair while im playing
i hope i dont get cauth laying
im nooby today
thats how i play
left my skills far away
aiming 4 a pussy with no brain
Daliu is a noob lamer
i knock his teeth out with a hammer
with m4a1 I`m low
I`ve got better aiming with a bow.

2007. 02. 16

(We were bored and were searching for rhymes during shitty maps. Of course we like Perplexer, but as he is legendary we HAD to put him in our masterpiece of art.)

If someone is interested (Niko ), the knifing video can be downloaded from here:

http://rapidshare.com/files/82690948/tavax.wmv.html

Here are also some pics from a typical ”Setti dusk” when players start losing their minds:

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/5179/11hj2.jpg

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6939/12fm3.jpg

I’m Sebastian Hegedus from Budapest. You may know me as Xevax Tavax, Tevax Xavax or DeathstaR, but you obviously know that my real name is The Legendary Xevax.

I’m 22, with a mind of a 13 year old child, strongly addicted to CSS, a typical unskilled noob with some knifing experience (I’ll never be like the mighty AdventChild though..).

Due to the critics (and the advices of players like jNS aka voov), when using guns I’m trying to be a fair and self-developing player, and be kind with everyone - except fofo of course - . It would be great to hear some further advices and critics, as I saw CSS for the first time 9 months ago, and i hadn’t played any fps-es before.

I will post some pictures later, and I’m also making a video of my knifing adventures on setti, which I’ll post immediately after finishing it. 

Here is a picture of me and my girlfriend camping at A on inferno: