What’s a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario there’s a DUMBASS who didn’t take it out in time…

Hmm do you guys feel sometimes that the Matrix is malfunctioning?

I mean, there are some things in the world that just don't fit the whole system, which - I assume - should work in a logical way.

Just look at this Mithrandir guy. His writing skills are perfect, fluent English, good knowledge of history, easy expression of emotions.
Still, he does not understand irony at all, but such a basic level of irony (almost not funny, I have bad jokes sorry) that a 8 year old kid should get the point, but he does NOT. Now, I cannot connect these two things, by this I mean his clearly visible education and the lack of intelligence. The only possible explanation for that phenomen is that there's a mistake in the Matrix (the world, which is in fact my imagination.)

Fuck you, traitors! Greece is just the southern part of Macedonija. Goat attack!

In fact, that whole area belongs to Liechtenstein, damn those slavic, hellenic, romanic and uralic barbarians, arguing about their primitive tribes.



I should definitely drink less. And work more.



PS: Happy civil war in Athens! Pwn the police!

LOL.

So you like Paki boys, Marios, huh?

Naaaaaaaaaaasty

Ok, sorry man, I will try not to go offtopic.



Hey fofo, let's start arguing about the Indian-Pakistani borders. Which one do you want to defend?