What’s a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario there’s a DUMBASS who didn’t take it out in time…

Hmm do you guys feel sometimes that the Matrix is malfunctioning?

I mean, there are some things in the world that just don't fit the whole system, which - I assume - should work in a logical way.

Just look at this Mithrandir guy. His writing skills are perfect, fluent English, good knowledge of history, easy expression of emotions.
Still, he does not understand irony at all, but such a basic level of irony (almost not funny, I have bad jokes sorry) that a 8 year old kid should get the point, but he does NOT. Now, I cannot connect these two things, by this I mean his clearly visible education and the lack of intelligence. The only possible explanation for that phenomen is that there's a mistake in the Matrix (the world, which is in fact my imagination.)

Ok, sorry man, I will try not to go offtopic.



Hey fofo, let's start arguing about the Indian-Pakistani borders. Which one do you want to defend?

You are all lying.

In 4000 BC, the Formeryugoslavianrepublicofmacedonians were the rulers of the whole Mediterraneum. Then, barbaric tribes of Cretans and Mycenaeans came and destroyed their beautiful culture, followed by the even wilder tribes of Greeks. The only hero who could face them was Tvrtvrtko Titotudjmankaradzicovic, also known as Alexander the Great, but unfortunately, he died.

But now the time has come! Fyroms will conquer their lands back, and Athens shall be called Novi Skopje again!

What stuff r u taking? I want such flashes too!

Aww that's cute I remember my childhood, I wanted to "get" one too xD

If there will be 15 awp players, can I be the one, who qualifies without the first match?

Well, looking at the awp list.. I'm not sure if I'm in the right place haha. But will have to try, it reminds me that film about the Jamaican Bobsleigh team lol.

I'm not so original...

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

Hehe, yes. Unfortunately we have a retarded motherfucking government now. I participated in demonstrations against our previous, post-communistic govt, now I will go on the streets to fight against our current, right wing horde of jerks. They're trying to transform the state to a one-party system, and even censoring the internet.. well, they won't. We are not Russia, we've never been, and will never be.

I'm barely alive.. jesus christ xD

But erm... Happy New Year!    

At least something is happening on the server

I really miss those long threads, with people going crazy and arguing for weeks about Perp and other problematic issues.. Even though this topic is totally childish and ridiculous, at least it's not another patch or server related thread. These are boooooooring (like Annoying Orange would say..)

And you know it good, there's no need to argue here, this MarioC will remain like this forever, and others will continue getting mad easily.. but that's fun! Keep on posting;)

Cheers

In 2012 the world will be destroyed by the new space world war, started by the Nazis who will attack us from the moon. Not only 'Iron sky' shows us that.. even Hanzel und Gretyl sings bout it:

Funniest post EVER

I rarely do that, but I have to defend the Romanians... we have 1m gypsies out of 10m ppl in Hungary. We can't fucking handle them, I'm not even hoping that anything will change - mainly because of our governments being so damn political correct all the time..

Believe me, gypsies aren't humans. The difference between them and any other immigrant groups/minorities is that they never lived in a society, thus they have no culture of working or respecting any rules. They are living like animals among us, despite the enormous amount of social support they get. Since we have to respect their "culture", and any criticism is immediately considered as racism (I assume it's the same in Romania), it's a totally hopeless situation. And what I hate the most is when these guys start to travel west or north, and the people there can't distinguish them from the real nation of the country they're coming from.

Like, many hungarians like to mix romanians with gypsies, and many austrians like to mix gypsies with hungarians, or serbians. It depends on geography:)

Anyway, the worst thing is that we really can't do anything with them. For places like Finland, or France it's easy to treat them as useless immigrants, because actually they are. But here, there's no place to kick them out, as they were living here for centuries. So why it wasn't a problem earlier? Coz they weren't making a 10% of the population always. A hungarian family has an average of 1.8 kids, while a gypsy one has 5-6.

Unless we don't civilise them somehow, or build some working camps - I don't want to imagine what the future of my grandchildren will be......

Xevax (who's grandma was of gypsy origin..)